10 Things That Says You're a Singaporean

1) You complain that the weather is so damned !#$%^&* hot... and then you go home to take a hot water shower.

2) You go up to a snack shop to buy some food and drinks, and the lady behind the counter shouts at you "COME! HELLO!", which... doesn't... really... make... sense..., but you don't bother about why anyway.

3) Your destination is only one or two bus stops away, but you still take a bus anyway.

4) Guys: You've got a big bag of green shit sitting in a corner in your room... somewhere.

5) You complain about rising ERP charges, and then you get into your car to drive past more ERP gantries.

6) You feel so ecstatic and jubilant about the silver medal achieved in the recent Olympic Games 2008, but yet you don't realize that it is the biggest insult to Mr. Tan Howe Liang.

7) When there are a few ATMs in a particular location and the queue doesn't form on one of the machines, you know that there is something wrong with that machine.

8) You still go up to the machine to try it anyway.

9) When you are interviewed on TV, you go, "uh.. ah... don't know leh. No opinions. Like that lor, already done liao, what more can I say?"

10) Or you give a quick wave of your hand when you spot the fella with the microphone approach and say, "Sorry not interested."

11) You suffer from a serious bout of recency bias.