Monday, June 16, 2008

The PC Show 2008... or The Truth Uncovered #3



OK, so we see a report in TODAY newspaper dated 16th June reporting on the PC Show that was held at Suntec from 12-15 June 2008.

"...the cash registers had chalked up some $51.7 million in sales, nearly double..."
"...welcomed more than 1.1 million visitors this year..."

Is it all that impressive? Let us do the math:

Sales = $51.7 million
Number of visitors (we aren't even going to use the term "customers"; that is explained below): 1.1 million

Average amount spent by each visitor = $47

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Question: What IT product can $47 buy? A laptop? A digital camera?

Neither. $47 can only perhaps buy you some small-item computer accessories like a cheap keyboard/mouse, a webcam or some DVD media.
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But wait! This report says that "laptops remain the perennial favourite of shoppers..."

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Question: What does this mean?

This means that it took 43 customers each spending the average of $47 to make a... may I say, meagre sale of $2000 (43 x 47 = $2021).

If we assume (Note: assume) that each laptop sold was at the price of $2000, this means that for every 1 customer who buys the laptop, there are approximately 41~42 people (minus away the real spender) who visit the show, but does not spend any money at all.
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This is by far, quite a reasonable and conservative estimate, I would say. However, the numbers show us that most of the visitors to PC Show 2008 did not spend any money (or simply very little) at all.

To have 1 real customer for every 40+ visitors, is simply too absurd.

Promising sales? Or simply pathetic?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

M1 Advertisements... or The Truth Uncovered #2

I know this comes a little late, but better late than never, like they always say...

So recently, we have seen a spate of tv commercials by a local mobile phone service provider, with 3 funky men bobbing their heads to music. Here are the commercials, which some may say are "funny" and "hilarious":

Video #1:


Video #2:


Video #3:


Video #4:


Video #5:


Funny? Hilarious? Really?

Here's the Real McCoy, posted in 2005:


So now you know where the idea came from. So much for originality and creativity.

PS: Don't bother trying to post a message on the YouTube videos. The user who uploaded it is scared stiff of negative comments, and all posted comments will go through his approval first before he will ever allow it up for the whole world to see. So, no chance of bashing the videos there.



*Edit*: It seems that the original SNL skit by Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, and Chris Kattan came out in 1975, and the movie "A Night at the Roxbury" that was based on the skit, was released in 1998.