So the bell rang when somebody pressed the bell. The bus pulled into the stop, and I was seated beside the exit. I was wondering why there was nobody making their way towards the exit.
The doors opened.
An Indian woman in front turned behind after the doors opened. Her Indian husband was standing in the standing area on the bus, holding onto their baby in a pram. The woman shook her head in the usual style, and only then started to get up and move towards the exit. The man turned the pram around and made his way towards the door too.
An elderly Indian woman (presumably the grandmother) carrying a baby started to make her way to the exit as well.
Everybody watched on as they slowly inched over to the exit.
Comments: WTF#$%^&!!! Do you want a fucking red carpet to go along with that? If I were the driver, I would've closed the doors upon seeing nobody at the exit when the doors opened. Get off the next stop man. Or even better, don't get off at all and waste every other passengers' time.
WTF#$%^&!!! Number 2 (At the ATMs)
And so I needed to make a cash deposit, and I arrived at the machines. The people were standing as depicted in the above picture. I stopped for a moment when I saw the WTF#$%^& Man. Thinking he wasn't in the queue, I stepped in as depicted by the dotted arrow and cross.
I stood there for at least a full 30 seconds. Nothing happened. The woman in front was still in the midst of her transaction.
Then the woman left the queue, and I stepped up to make my transaction.
WTF#$%^& Man: Hey boss.
I turned around.
WTF#$%^& Man: I was here first OK.
Me: Orh.
I stepped aside for him to go first, and then added in, "How was I to know, you're standing so far away."
WTF#$%^& Man: There's people walking on the pavement so I queue here. And then you came in to cut queue.
I didn't reply, although I would've liked to say "Why don't you stand on the fucking grass then, since it's pavement all around here where people walk." This would've definitely resulted in either of two persons to be beaten down in cold blood on the cold, cold pavement.
Where people walked.
WTF#$%^&!!! Number 3 (At the lift)
This man was standing right beside the lift doors, waiting for the lift. I walked up and stood behind him (diagonally) as the lifts approached ground floor.
A couple came out of the lift, one of them carrying a baby. The man didn't hold the door, and stepped in after they stepped out.
Bad feeling, I thought. With one foot on the edge of the concrete floor and the floor of the lift, the robotic voice said "Doors closing". I shot out my fist to punch the doors open.
Stupid WTF#$%^& Number 3 Man was standing in the fucking doorway, pressing for "4", and blocking half the fucking doorway.
I squeezed past him after the doors were punched open.
He was carrying a bag filled with Guinness Stout beer.
