Sunday, May 14, 2006

The Difference Between Men And Women

Here are some of the usual responses you will get if you pick any person off the street and ask them on some things about a men and women.

1. If a woman kisses a woman, that's hot. When a man kisses a man, that's gay.

2. When a woman touches a man, that's affection. When a man touches a woman, that's molest.

3. When a woman looks into a man's eyes, that's love. When a man looks into a woman's eyes, that's lust.

4. When a woman strips naked in public, that's hot. When a man strips naked in public, that's disgusting.

5. When a woman lives off a man, she's a good spouse/partner. When a man lives off a woman, he's a man without pride and dignity.

6. When a woman can't get an orgasm, it's the man's fault. When a man can't get an erection, he has to go see a doctor.

7. When a man drives a big car, he's rich. When a woman drives a big car, she's got a rich husband.

8. When a man has plenty of hair on his body, he's manly. When a woman has plenty of hair on her body, that's a turn-off.

9. When a man has many sexual partners, he's a stud. When a woman has many sexual partners, she's a whore.

10. When a man can't make a choice, he's undecided. When a woman can't make a choice, she's fickle-minded.

To all you people fighting for sexual equality: Root out these fundamental differences first, and then we can speak.

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