Lack of Updates (again!)

I suppose this site will be down unconditionally until I find time to update it, or if I see a sudden surge in the support from folks like you (YES, YOU!) reading this. :p

I won't be putting down the reasons why I'm busy, because this blog isn't about what's happening in my life (like some other blogs), nor is it about how many fishballs were in the noodle soup I had for lunch, where I went to walk around after the end of a busy workweek, what I saw with my eyes when I looked across the street at , what I did etc.

You can contact me if you really want to know what I'm busy with. ;-)

NDP 2007

YES! It's my first nitpick on a national event!

Just 3 little rants:

1. WTF was wrong with the bloody kids who were performing? They were all out of sync, with many of them dancing in a half-f**ked manner as if they didn't really didn't want to be in it.

They sure found the wrong kids this year.

2. Many shots show the kids dancing, and upon seeing the camera coming, they'd turn around deliberately for the camera, and wave hi or put a silly grin into the camera.

What's up with that, by making the performance go out of sync with your stupid and silly waving?

3. The bloody youngster in the red-fishy outfit, and the raging male hormones behaving like he's doing a mating dance to impress in front of the camera.

So what if you can rollerblade damned good? The way you skate obviously shows that you're not here to perform but just to show the world how damned good you are at skating.

And YEAH, I was laughing my A$$ off when you tried to jump the ramp and fell down on your bloody youngster-buttocks. H-A H-A.

You freaking deserved it.

I'm not saying I REALLY had wished for the performance to turn out good, but at least put up an average performance like every other year. At least we'll just forget it when we turn it off at 7.45pm before the show ends on TV. Now there's something bad to remember about it.

The Parry Hotter Craze

What the hell is wrong with the world nowadays?

Worldwide sensation over the new Harry Potter book? Tight international embargo on the books that are shipped out? Selling in Singapore at 7:01am sharp this coming Saturday, 21st July?

What the f*** is this all about? What's the big deal with this book?

OK, so children get to read a book. And what do they achieve at the end of the day? Do they:

• Save the World
• Find a cure for cancer/AIDs
• Solve the world's energy crisis
• Come up with a solution for Global Warming
• Solve the overpopulation problem of the world

Except for an author getting rich, and maybe the economy of the developed countries being pushed slightly in that first month of release of the book, I don't really see what the hell this whole crazy is all about. This book is just another luxury good which the poor can't afford.

Big deal, I haven't seen the movie (Order of the Phoenix) either.

Okay okay, since the book is so damned good, why not do this to spread the goodness:

• Distribute a book to each and every Japan quake survivor.
• Distribute a book to each and every AIDS/HIV patient/victim.
• Air-drop the books in crates down to Iraq. It may just stop the fighting when the Taliban fighters open it up to see loads and loads of Harry Potter books inside!
• Air-drop the books to Africa, Lesotho where they're facing a food crisis.

Sure, sure, the book will help in the above situations!

Big Macs and Mini-Skirts...

Personally, I have NO grudge against Big Macs, but when you encounter a situation like the one that happened to me below, you will understand what I mean:


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In Mandarin, a Big Mac is known as a 巨无霸. That means "Super Big", when translated back into English.

This is as bad as the time when I saw a Big Mac come down from a bus, wearing a mini-skirt. I caught a glimpse of the butt cheeks of the Big Mac. (Eeeeeew!!!)

And I have to admit I didn't see the butt cheeks because the skirt was too low around the waist (Hmm... so if I didn't see it from the waist down...)

What the f#$@ is wrong with these Big Macs?!

WTF News...

A very interesting read indeed, as computer games are required to have auto-shutdown systems in place, otherwise they will be banned:

No surprises as to the country of origin of this piece of news.

First Google, now games. Not to mention the list of nonsensical counterfeit items that originated there, in alphabetical order (WOW! We can organise the list in alphabetical order now!):

Chewing gum (referenced in one of the paragraphs)
Cognac (Hennessy)
Batteries (Handphone) that explode
Blood Protein
Buns containing cardboard
Diplomas
Disneyland (YES Disneyland!)
Milk Powder
Pet Food
Soy Sauce made from human hair
Toothpaste
Water
Zebra that's painted
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and the list goes on.

You Know You're Fat When...

your double chin can be seen even from across the street.

12 Reasons why you shouldn't watch Harry Potter...

1. You ask yourself or your friends, "How many movie they got already har?" or "This one is the fourth movie already issit?"

2. You forgot what the sorcerer's stone does. Uh... is the Sorceres's Stone the 1st movie ar?

3. You forgot what was inside the chamber of secrets.

4. You forgot what the goblet of fire does.

5. Azka-WHAT?

6. You have never read a single Harry Potter book at all.

7. You exclaim "WHAT? There's still gonna be a SIXTH movie?"

8. You only remember these characters from the show:
- Harry Potter, the boy with the perfect circular spectacles
- The aiyah-I-forgot-his-name-la! big guy with the hairy beard.
- The freckled-faced redhead boy who's super gu-niang and irritating.
- Er.. sorry leh, I forget got who else already.

9. The only animal you remember from the film is the super-cute white owl.

10. You didn't know that Daniel Radcliffe started in the first Harry Potter movie at the age of 12, and is now 18 years already.

11. You wonder why kids are watching an all-adult casted film.

12. You can FINALLY have a possible shot at bringing YOUR OWN KIDS to watch the Deathly Hallows in 2010!

Save yourself the money and go buy something to eat instead. Or you can watch the below vidoes for some enjoyable cheap jokes.