Just Another Week...

Here's a roundup of notable events that occurred during the past week:

1) I was waiting for the lift one fine morning to go to work. The lift doors opened and a pile of barf on the floor greeted me.

Oddly enough, the barf didn't stink as bad as I had expected it to.

2) I saw a mynah hunting for food beside a drain. It hopped onto the grille to cross the drain. One foot (sic: claw) disappeared between the metal grilles and it momentarily lost balance.

Fortunately the mynah didn't get injured and hopped away in one piece.

3) I was walking up behind a resting cat, and it heard me only when my foot was beside its head. It jumped up in surprise.

I ran away.

4) I saw a little boy (probably 5 or 6 years old) taking a leak a few meters away from a bus stop, pissing onto the fence surrounding a school. His mother sitting at the bus stop saw him drop his pants, and shouted at him not to piss into the school.

The boy refused to listen and continued to give a golden shower to the grass growing under the fence. I walked past him and saw his shiny bottom like a fresh peach under the glaring sun.

4) A co-worker asked me if I had already applied for PR (Permanent Residence).