Barbecues and Such...

When it comes to a barbecue, there are some interesting observations one can make:

1) Nobody likes/wants to be the one helping to start the fire. They think it's a shit and dirty job.
2) Nobody likes to eat fruits after a barbecue. It just isn't right.
3) Nobody likes to eat barbecued vegetables. It's just too weird to be eating that shit when you're supposed to be cooking and grilling meat.
4) People blame others when things go wrong, but rarely shower praises when things are done right.
5) You can safely go away into one corner and do nothing, and yet the barbecued food will still be miraculously served up to you.
6) Kind souls do exist in this world, but only after they have been guilt-ridden at seeing a sight which they sympathize with.
7) Not many fools are left in this world who are willing to go to hell in place of others who refuse to.
8) Under the influence of alcohol, people will laugh at you if you are not entertaining enough. The irony!
9) Being the one in charge of the barbecue pit fire is the only job that allows you to keep your silence and yet not be labeled as an introvert.
10) When the drinks/beer runs out, it means that it's time to go home.