Big Macs and Mini-Skirts...

Personally, I have NO grudge against Big Macs, but when you encounter a situation like the one that happened to me below, you will understand what I mean:


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In Mandarin, a Big Mac is known as a 巨无霸. That means "Super Big", when translated back into English.

This is as bad as the time when I saw a Big Mac come down from a bus, wearing a mini-skirt. I caught a glimpse of the butt cheeks of the Big Mac. (Eeeeeew!!!)

And I have to admit I didn't see the butt cheeks because the skirt was too low around the waist (Hmm... so if I didn't see it from the waist down...)

What the f#$@ is wrong with these Big Macs?!