Friday, July 13, 2007

12 Reasons why you shouldn't watch Harry Potter...

1. You ask yourself or your friends, "How many movie they got already har?" or "This one is the fourth movie already issit?"

2. You forgot what the sorcerer's stone does. Uh... is the Sorceres's Stone the 1st movie ar?

3. You forgot what was inside the chamber of secrets.

4. You forgot what the goblet of fire does.

5. Azka-WHAT?

6. You have never read a single Harry Potter book at all.

7. You exclaim "WHAT? There's still gonna be a SIXTH movie?"

8. You only remember these characters from the show:
- Harry Potter, the boy with the perfect circular spectacles
- The aiyah-I-forgot-his-name-la! big guy with the hairy beard.
- The freckled-faced redhead boy who's super gu-niang and irritating.
- Er.. sorry leh, I forget got who else already.

9. The only animal you remember from the film is the super-cute white owl.

10. You didn't know that Daniel Radcliffe started in the first Harry Potter movie at the age of 12, and is now 18 years already.

11. You wonder why kids are watching an all-adult casted film.

12. You can FINALLY have a possible shot at bringing YOUR OWN KIDS to watch the Deathly Hallows in 2010!

Save yourself the money and go buy something to eat instead. Or you can watch the below vidoes for some enjoyable cheap jokes.



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