A crowded bus-ride in the evening during peak-hours could be made alot better if the following people did not exist:
1.) The bitch who scrambles for the bus exit when the bus is only 10 metres away from the next stop, presses the bus bell. The bus comes to a screeching halt, making other passengers fall down all over the bus.
The door opens, and the bitch looks around in a pretentious manner.
She gets off only at the next stop.
2.) A bunch of idiots who gets on the bus from the bus terminal, hogs all the seats on the bus. You and a bunch of other passengers who got on a couple of stops later are left standing in the crowded bus.
The bunch of idiots get off the bus a few stops later, shoving you and the other standing passengers aside in a great rush (see below).
3.) Somebody presses the bell, and the bus pulls into the stop. You look around to make way for alighting passengers, but there are none making their way to the exit.
The bus exit opens. Only then do you hear the rustlings of bags and belongings, accompanied with murmurs of "Excuse me".
The idiot who is alighting, comes from the last row, squeezing past passengers in a great rush.
The whole bus is waiting (see below).
4.) The idiot who gets off the bus at the last minute, reaches the exit but does not alight.
He/she pauses to dig into his/her bag to dig out the bloody-god-damned-where-the-hell-is-it-I-can't-find-it-because-I'm-an-idiotic-passenger-who-likes-to-make-the-whole-bus-wait-for-me-and-I-was-lazy-to-take-it-out-before-I-got-up-to-make-my-way-to-the-door EZ-Link card.
5.) A middle-aged woman reaches over your shoulder to tap her adult EZ-Link card (one beep, so it's an adult card). She gets off the bus only three stops away.
She's a fare cheat.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
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1 comment:
maybe this blog title can change to 'abused soul on the bus'...
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