Saturday, March 04, 2006

Just Another Day In School... #15

So I was at this class with the 20% CA marks for presenting your tutorial answers to the class.

There is always this bunch of 5 bitches in my class.

Aiyoh, why you so bad call them bitches? People got name one leh!

Here's why:
1. They come to the class laughing and joking between themselves non-stop, even when the class is in session.
2. When any one of them presents an answer, and the lecturer poses a question, they are unable to answer his questions every time.

One of them even has the guts to go HEE HEE HAA HAA and grin at the lecturer, instead of giving him the reply required.
3. At one time, the same HEE HEE HAA HAA bitch went "I dunno!/Not sure leh!" to the lecturer multiple times when the lecturer fired a barrage of questions at her.

He still gave her the CA% marks thereafter.
4. They behave like a pack of wild dogs having a chunk of meat thrown into them.

When the lecturer goes "Who would like to attempt question x?" They would all go in for the kill, screaming "I WAN I WAN I WAN!" like a bunch of young girls screaming at Brad Pitt.
5. Lastly, they all have only attempted one or two questions out of each week's tutorial, and they only aim to present those specific questions which they have attempted in order to obtain the CA%.

Does that make them bitches?

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