Friday, March 31, 2006
Just Another Day In School... #18
The girl (Just Another Day In School... #17) didn't show up for this week's class.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Just Another Day In School... #17
Another day, another tutorial class.
The class was held in this computer labs (although we weren't using the computers at all).
There was this uninvited guest; this girl who was not from my tutorial class. She was working on one of her reports for a module, and she was using the computer in the labs. Typing away noisily, "clack clack clackety clackety clacking clack"...
She was there in my tutorial class each week, every week, all the weeks. Each time however, the lecturer (who was taking the tutorial class) never did chase her (nor any other uninvited guests) out (Yes, there were more than one where they came from, but the girl was the one who overstayed the most).
Her incessant typing at the noisy keyboard was getting onto my nerves. So that day, I got pissed, and took things into my own hands.
I waited for the lecturer to finish explaning the last bit of his concepts and ideas, and then I raised my hand:
"SIR COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE TYPING!"
He gave a baffled look, and I had to repeat what I said a second time.
Now the girl stopped typing, and froze there. The sleepy class suddenly awoke.
The girl then took her water bottle and exited the class for a break. When she came back, she resumed her typing, with less noise and speed, though with the same audacity.
What a bitch. What's WRONG with all these BITCHES???!!! (Not a sweeping statement at all, the other uninvited guests were coincidentally bitches too, and non-local ones)
PS: She didn't look local at all. I suppose the mindset of "embarrassment" only applies to the locals.
The class was held in this computer labs (although we weren't using the computers at all).
There was this uninvited guest; this girl who was not from my tutorial class. She was working on one of her reports for a module, and she was using the computer in the labs. Typing away noisily, "clack clack clackety clackety clacking clack"...
She was there in my tutorial class each week, every week, all the weeks. Each time however, the lecturer (who was taking the tutorial class) never did chase her (nor any other uninvited guests) out (Yes, there were more than one where they came from, but the girl was the one who overstayed the most).
Her incessant typing at the noisy keyboard was getting onto my nerves. So that day, I got pissed, and took things into my own hands.
I waited for the lecturer to finish explaning the last bit of his concepts and ideas, and then I raised my hand:
"SIR COULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE TYPING!"
He gave a baffled look, and I had to repeat what I said a second time.
Now the girl stopped typing, and froze there. The sleepy class suddenly awoke.
The girl then took her water bottle and exited the class for a break. When she came back, she resumed her typing, with less noise and speed, though with the same audacity.
What a bitch. What's WRONG with all these BITCHES???!!! (Not a sweeping statement at all, the other uninvited guests were coincidentally bitches too, and non-local ones)
PS: She didn't look local at all. I suppose the mindset of "embarrassment" only applies to the locals.
Interlude...
This is just an interlude to fill in the emptiness between 3rd of March and now, to the next time when I will be free to carry on with my nitpicks...
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Just Another Day In School... #16
Another day, another 20% CA class.
So the wild dogs (I mean, bitches) are let loose, and one of them happily bites at the meat.
The rest of the students finish writing their answers on the board. They return to their seats, leaving the one bitch writing at the board.
And then, the rest of the bitches started taunting their kind:
"Eh write faster lah! You so slow leh!" They shouted at their bitch still writing furiously away at the board. And then they started their sickening laughing and giggling among themselves.
Nobody else in the class was laughing.
Bitch replies, "Wa lau! (an expression of exclamation/surprise in dialect) If I knew this question was so long I wouldn't choose this question to present already!"
The lecturer is standing there like a fool between the bitches. His hands are in his pocket and he is smiling awkwardly at their conversation.
Mind you, the class is in session, and the remaining bitches are shouting at their bitch standing at the board in front of the class.
When the bitch finishes writing, she comes back to her seat, which just so happens to be directly beside mine.
I glance at her work. She only has that single question done up for presentation.
She should count her lucky stars.
As for the other bitches, they really should learn to respect the presence of the lecturer.
I feel disgraced to be in the same class as them. I seriously don't know where the school went to enrol students that behave like vegetable sellers with boom-box voices when bargaining/trading with their customers.
So the wild dogs (I mean, bitches) are let loose, and one of them happily bites at the meat.
The rest of the students finish writing their answers on the board. They return to their seats, leaving the one bitch writing at the board.
And then, the rest of the bitches started taunting their kind:
"Eh write faster lah! You so slow leh!" They shouted at their bitch still writing furiously away at the board. And then they started their sickening laughing and giggling among themselves.
Nobody else in the class was laughing.
Bitch replies, "Wa lau! (an expression of exclamation/surprise in dialect) If I knew this question was so long I wouldn't choose this question to present already!"
The lecturer is standing there like a fool between the bitches. His hands are in his pocket and he is smiling awkwardly at their conversation.
Mind you, the class is in session, and the remaining bitches are shouting at their bitch standing at the board in front of the class.
When the bitch finishes writing, she comes back to her seat, which just so happens to be directly beside mine.
I glance at her work. She only has that single question done up for presentation.
She should count her lucky stars.
As for the other bitches, they really should learn to respect the presence of the lecturer.
I feel disgraced to be in the same class as them. I seriously don't know where the school went to enrol students that behave like vegetable sellers with boom-box voices when bargaining/trading with their customers.
Just Another Day In School... #15
So I was at this class with the 20% CA marks for presenting your tutorial answers to the class.
There is always this bunch of 5 bitches in my class.
Aiyoh, why you so bad call them bitches? People got name one leh!
Here's why:
1. They come to the class laughing and joking between themselves non-stop, even when the class is in session.
2. When any one of them presents an answer, and the lecturer poses a question, they are unable to answer his questions every time.
One of them even has the guts to go HEE HEE HAA HAA and grin at the lecturer, instead of giving him the reply required.
3. At one time, the same HEE HEE HAA HAA bitch went "I dunno!/Not sure leh!" to the lecturer multiple times when the lecturer fired a barrage of questions at her.
He still gave her the CA% marks thereafter.
4. They behave like a pack of wild dogs having a chunk of meat thrown into them.
When the lecturer goes "Who would like to attempt question x?" They would all go in for the kill, screaming "I WAN I WAN I WAN!" like a bunch of young girls screaming at Brad Pitt.
5. Lastly, they all have only attempted one or two questions out of each week's tutorial, and they only aim to present those specific questions which they have attempted in order to obtain the CA%.
Does that make them bitches?
There is always this bunch of 5 bitches in my class.
Aiyoh, why you so bad call them bitches? People got name one leh!
Here's why:
1. They come to the class laughing and joking between themselves non-stop, even when the class is in session.
2. When any one of them presents an answer, and the lecturer poses a question, they are unable to answer his questions every time.
One of them even has the guts to go HEE HEE HAA HAA and grin at the lecturer, instead of giving him the reply required.
3. At one time, the same HEE HEE HAA HAA bitch went "I dunno!/Not sure leh!" to the lecturer multiple times when the lecturer fired a barrage of questions at her.
He still gave her the CA% marks thereafter.
4. They behave like a pack of wild dogs having a chunk of meat thrown into them.
When the lecturer goes "Who would like to attempt question x?" They would all go in for the kill, screaming "I WAN I WAN I WAN!" like a bunch of young girls screaming at Brad Pitt.
5. Lastly, they all have only attempted one or two questions out of each week's tutorial, and they only aim to present those specific questions which they have attempted in order to obtain the CA%.
Does that make them bitches?
Just Another Day In School... #14
I was stuck in a laboratory class discussing the solutions to a tutorial. My next class was due in 10 minutes, and I had to be there early because there was a 20% CA to presenting your tutorial solutions.
Looking at my watch nervously, one student raises his hand to ask a personal question about the module, not related to the discussion at hand.
The lecturer (who was the tutor as well) senses that the student has a wrong idea in his mind, and starts to explain further and correct him.
So this idiot caused the class to be delayed. And he delayed me for my next class.
*****
You may ask, "Aiyah people innocent one what! Why you scold him!?"
Well, the idiot is in the same next class as me.
You may now ask, "Aiyah maybe he very zai one leh? Maybe he dowan the CA% marks lah!"
Okay, allow me to explain further...
*****
So when the class finally ended, with 2 minutes left to the new hour, I grabbed my bag and rushed out of the lab for the next class. I did a 100m rundown to the elevators (I was on the 6th floor of the building, and needed to go to the 4th floor).
At this point of time, I must admit that my 2.4km timing is under 9:45 mins.
I waited for about 30-45 seconds for the elevator, and when it finally came, I took the elevator to the 4th floor.
When the lift doors opened, I immediately resumed my run towards the next class. I made a right turn out of the elevator... lo and BEHOLD!
The IDIOT was running in front of me with his bag in hand! He took another route using the staircase!
*****
So what do you say now?
*****
I was seriously pissed when I saw that idiot running in front of me. I felt the blood boil in me, and wanted to shout at him and give him a good dressing-down.
Needless to say, I took another route, and reached the class a couple of few minutes before him.
I only have this single thing to say to this idiot: The next time you DARE to ask a stupid question, you better DARE to be late as well. Don't be a bloody idiot when you know that you will be late for the next class, and yet still want to ask questions and delay the class.
Looking at my watch nervously, one student raises his hand to ask a personal question about the module, not related to the discussion at hand.
The lecturer (who was the tutor as well) senses that the student has a wrong idea in his mind, and starts to explain further and correct him.
So this idiot caused the class to be delayed. And he delayed me for my next class.
*****
You may ask, "Aiyah people innocent one what! Why you scold him!?"
Well, the idiot is in the same next class as me.
You may now ask, "Aiyah maybe he very zai one leh? Maybe he dowan the CA% marks lah!"
Okay, allow me to explain further...
*****
So when the class finally ended, with 2 minutes left to the new hour, I grabbed my bag and rushed out of the lab for the next class. I did a 100m rundown to the elevators (I was on the 6th floor of the building, and needed to go to the 4th floor).
At this point of time, I must admit that my 2.4km timing is under 9:45 mins.
I waited for about 30-45 seconds for the elevator, and when it finally came, I took the elevator to the 4th floor.
When the lift doors opened, I immediately resumed my run towards the next class. I made a right turn out of the elevator... lo and BEHOLD!
The IDIOT was running in front of me with his bag in hand! He took another route using the staircase!
*****
So what do you say now?
*****
I was seriously pissed when I saw that idiot running in front of me. I felt the blood boil in me, and wanted to shout at him and give him a good dressing-down.
Needless to say, I took another route, and reached the class a couple of few minutes before him.
I only have this single thing to say to this idiot: The next time you DARE to ask a stupid question, you better DARE to be late as well. Don't be a bloody idiot when you know that you will be late for the next class, and yet still want to ask questions and delay the class.
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