When You're A Guy In Your Mid-20s...

1. That kid blocking your way deliberately in the middle of the road stares at you when you tell him to get out of the way.

2. You have to let the old lady who tries to cut your queue go before you, otherwise you're gonna get it from the people around you as a "young man who has no respect for the elders".

3. You have to let the bitchy bitch who queues up to a closed counter at your neighbourhood MacDonald's go first. You started queuing five full minutes before her.

Note: You might say, "Five minutes only leh! Why you comprain so much?"

Ok, now YOU go to your nearest MacDonald's, stand somewhere out of the way, then start your watch and wait until it says 5"00"00.

Think it's short? Think again. How many times did you change legs to stand on during that 5 full minutes?

4. You are expected to give up your seat to elderly folks who behave brazenly on the public bus or train.

5. You have to be shoved aside by an old lady on the bus who keep mumbling the few words, "...blocking my way... have to get off here... @#$$$#@^^# (curses and swear-words).

The point is, you are already standing soOOOooooo close to the seats and the handle bars of the bus, that you might anytime be misinterpreted as doing a pole-dance on the bus.

In short, there is actually nobody blocking the old bitch's way, yet she has to stick out her hand to shove the young man (not me!) out some more (into the sitting passenger), cursing and swearing.