#3: On a certain English radio channel
You are enjoying the music on your favourite English channel, and then this advertisement cuts over:
Woman 1: "I want to catch dramas and shows before anyone else."
Man 1: "I want to enjoy commercial free movies."
Girl 1: "I wanna make my own short films."
Man 2: "(Sighs)... I just want to satisfy all that I want."
Voice: "Sign up for YYY's Digital Cable TV!"
What in the @#$@@#$^^ world has "making your own short films" have to do with signing up for cable television channels? I don't see the connection here.
If there is indeed a connection here, I think the below advertisements would all qualify as well:
Proposition One:
Woman: "I like baking cakes."
Voice: "Come to XXX Cakery! Our cakes are delicious!"
Proposition Two:
Man: "I love teaching kids how to play soccer."
Voice: "Get your tickets now for the XXX Cup Finals where YYY will pit against ZZZ!"
Proposition Three:
Man: "I love making homemade beer."
Voice: "Buy a six-pack of TTT Genuine Beer and get 1 can free!"
I never did see the connection. I really never did.
On a side note, Man 2 is probably lying as well. There are no adult cable channels over here in Singapore, so how can he ever possibly claim that YYY's Digital Cable TV satisifies all that he wants?
There is no man in this world that can claim that he has all that he wants, when there are no adult channels showing on local (cable) television at all.
Yeap, the man's gay, or paid. Or, he's straight, which is why he sighed so heavily before commenting sarcastically.
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