Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Weird Things People Do... #1 (And How To Counter Them)

Description:
Cutting their nails on the bus or MRT.

What You Need:
- 01 x Chair (if you are unable to find a seat on the bus/train)
- 01 x Pair of Scissors
- 01 x Big Piece of Cloth
- 01 x Friend

How To Do It:
Take a seat, and drape the cloth over your shoulders. Now get your friend to hold the scissors and begin trimming your hair.

How To React If You're Caught:
1. "They doing personal grooming what!? Why I cannot leh?"
2. "Eh they can cut nails in public place, why I cannot cut my hair oso?"
3. "You wan to catch me for littering, you must catch the fella cutting nails oso loh!!"

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