Star Awards 2005...

Yes yes, I admit that I did watch the event on TV. But only for a while.

So I was thinking, "Why aren't prize-giving ceremonies like the Star Awards conducted in Europe or America?"

And so I thought, and came up with the answers:

1. It would be no fun to see a list of the stars who were ousted out of the Top Ten Celebrities every 15 mins, because it would be very obvious to all that the ones who would get ousted out of the list would be celebrities like Chow Yuen Fatt, Jackie Chan, Zhang Ziyi, Fann Wong (yeah, Shanghai Knights) and Lucy Liu.

In fact, if it ever did happen that Hollywood stars like Brad Pitt or Julia Roberts ever did appear in that "Did Not Make It List" (even for the first 15 minutes of the ceremony), it may result in riots and rampages raging through the streets of Hollywood.

There might even be angry fans who would shoot the board of directors point-blank, similar to that World Cup incident where the footballer got shot in the face by a fan when he missed that World Cup goal.

2. Hollywood actors and actresses don't like to turn the little figurine around and around, trying to find the front of the award (with that little metal plate describing what award it would be).

It certainly looks silly when you turn it around and around the 4 sides trying to find the front of the figurine. All in front of the camera.

That is why awards like the Emmy Awards, are made of a figurine holding a globe. It is the same, prestigious award every year. You know the face of the figurine indicates the front of the award, just by looking.

3. It would certainly be a big disgrace for Hollywood if the actresses are seen on camera trying to pull up their falling no-strap dresses.

4. People watching the ceremony worldwide would not like to hear the invited Guest-Of-Honour ranting at the podium about how his bed-scene shows are superb and worth watching.

5. It would be very VERY weird if we had newscasters from ABC News, CNN, Fox News, going up the stage to receive awards.