How To Cheat In The Examinations With 3 GUARANTEED Ways!

1. The Deaf Man

Wear a hearing aid look-alike to the examination hall. What you want the device to do, is entirely of your own creativity. You can either install a recording of your notes in audio format (great for those closed-book exams), or you could have a paid person at the other end being your "lifeline" (great for those open-book exams!).

You can rest assured that NOBODY will ever demand for you to take off your "hearing-aid" for inspection.

If that REALLY happens, just kick up a big ruckus that the school is trying to discriminate against people who are deaf.

2. Wear A Cap

Wear a cap to the examination hall, preferably a light-colored cap, and with a long tongue too. Write all the secret formulas required, UNDER the tongue of the cap, so that nobody else can see them except yourself.

Again, you can rest assured that you will not be demanded to take off your cap for inspection. Just lower your head over your script most of the time, otherwise your eyeballs will give you away if somebody sees them uncannily looking upwards all the time.

3. Paradoxic Twins

Have a twin who dresses like you, and looks like you exactly. And taking the same module of course. You only need to study 50% of the contents, whereas your evi.. oops ermmm.. twin, just studies the remaining 50%. This is specialisation at its best!

Now go to the examination hall, and finish up all the questions that you have only studied for (since you didn't prepare for the other half, don't be suicidal and attempt the remaining questions!) Then pretend to have a stomachache, and go to the toilet to hide it out. Now your evil, oops, erm.. twin, should by then have finished his portion also, and pretended to need to go to the toilet as well. Now both of you are in the toilet. You both look the same, dress the same, everything's the same (including your stupid brains, since you had to resort to this trick)!

Okay, so leave the toilet one at a time, and return to your twin's seat, not your own. Help him to finish up the other half, while your twin helps you to finish your other half. You both will have perfect A-grade scripts, ready for handing up!

PS: If you look ugly and short, it would be a bonus in executing this high-risk maneouver, since nobody gives a flying shit about short and ugly twins and notices them.