Can Means Can, Cannot Means Cannot, Don't Talk So Much Cock...

If you've watched the 7pm fishball drama yesterday (Monday, 25th July 2005), you would know what I am talking about.

There was this rape scene in the show, and this guy was forcing himself onto the girl in the show. Guy pushes girl onto sofa, pins her hands down. Girl starts screaming like a real rape scene.

And then it goes downhill from then on.

Guy sticks his head into the girl's right shoulder, supposedly to kiss her neck, but we all know that he's only sticking his head in there. Then he sticks it to the left.

And to the right. Then to the left. He doesn't tear off the girl's dress, he doesn't reach to unzip his fly.

Left & right, left & right. Over and over again. Left and then right.

And that WAS a rape scene, mind you.

Maybe the girl's dress was too expensive to tear up for that scene. Maybe the guy hasn't worked up an erection yet (in which case he should be tearing up the dress to work one up). Maybe he forgot to pop that Viagra first before he tried getting at it... but I think we all know the truth.