1. "Our aircons work when the weather is cold, and turns off when it's warm."
2. "Oh yeah, that student has been there for the last 3 days rushing a project."
3. "We've increased our intake year after year. If you go to our canteens during lunchtime, you will find students queueing up; not to buy food, but for seats."
4. "Our students have trouble finding a spot to study during exam periods in school. If you come after 9.30am, you won't find a single study area that's empty. If it is, it means something is wrong with that location."
5. "Let's take a walk down to the bus-stop, and you will see our students behaving in a 'every man for himself' manner when the bus comes."
6. "We've opened up rooms for students to study, but among these few rooms that are open, we reserve them for use for seminars, and we will not hesitate to get the students to scram when we need them."
7. "We've spent millions of dollars on building the University Hall, and we don't allow students to come in here."
8. "Some of our staff are engaged in active research, so much so that they are very bad lecturers."
9. "We have campus shuttle bus drivers who aspire to be Formula 1 drivers."
10. "Look at all our students in here, you will see that the ratio of local students is actually very few compared to non-local students."