Bitch #1
Bitch No. 1 was in her late 40s or early 50s. Definitely suffering from menopause. I was standing at the edge of the kerb of the bus stop.
She was seated some distance down at the bus stop (see picture below, 1.), and she got up immediately and shuffled to my left, wanting to be ahead of me in the queue should the bus pull in at the exact location.
But no, the bus stopped earlier than it should, and me and a bunch of other passengers began walking down the bus stop to the entrance of the bus. The bitch ended up being the last in line in the queue.
Bitch overtakes me on the right (see picture below, 2.), and squeezes in ahead of me.
Not wanting to take this lying down, I intercepted her path, and ended up touching her oh-so-fair-and-dainty arm with my sweating arms.
Bitch frowns and uses her other hand to wipe my sweat off her oh-so-fair-and-dainty arm.
Well, screw her. Typical Singaporean bitch who wants the best of everything (a seat on the bus), yet doesn't want to suffer (squeezing with other passengers).
Bitch #2
Bitch No. 2 was middle-aged in her 30s. She was standing in the crowded bus, just like me, and she was leaning against a pole.
What's the big deal, you say. So there she was, leaning against a pole, and grabbing hold of a different pole.
That's 2 poles being occupied by one single bitch.
PS: This reminds me of some other silly passengers who HAVE a seat on the bus, and yet are still grabbing the seat handles in front of them throughout the whole trip, forfeiting all standing passengers of any handles to steady themselves for the bumpy bus rides. What the f%^& is WRONG with you people?
If you want to hold the handles, just fucking GIVE UP THE SEAT. You'll be holding the same handle if you're standing, plus you'll free up a seat for another passenger who doesn't need the handles.
Don't take up a bloody seat, and STILL want MORE by holding onto the freaking seat handles.
Bitch #3
Bitch No. 3 was not Chinese nor Malay. She was seated in the green seats (for the elderly or the pregnant). She seemed to still have a decade or two to go in order to qualify for the green seats.
So there she was, sitting on the green seats while a pregnant lady came up on the bus with a child of 6-7 years old. The pregnant lady was standing beside me throughout the whole bus trip, while Bitch No. 3 was sitting on the green seats.
Bitch No. 3 alighted from the bus, carrying a large paper bag with the name of a certain boutique printed on it, and a "PARIS" (the boutique seemed to be a Paris boutique, in actual fact) on it as well.
Bitch #4
Bitch No. 4 was probably suffering from menopause as well. Dressed like a typical tai-tai (rich elderly woman), she rushed for one of the green seats when one of the passengers alighted, while the pregnant lady was standing beside me with her child. Bitch No. 4 was fully aware of the pregnant lady's presence.
I was disgusted with Bitch No. 4, and stared at her while she shifted her ass around the seat trying to make herself comfortable.
She probably felt my eyes staring at her, and turned to look at me. I stared back with my cold eyes, and Bitch No. 4 didn't give a fuck.
When Bitch No. 4 alighted (at the same stop as me), she was clear to get off. Bitch No. 4 just so happened to be one of those people as mentioned in one of my previous entries, under heading 5.)
So Bitch No. 4 pushed this Malay lady in a tudong, and screamed "AIYOH!" at the Malay lady.
The Malay lady was confused and stood closer (to do a pole-dance) to give way to Bitch No. 4.
As Bitch No. 4 disembarked from the bus, she screamed again, "STAND THERE FOR WHAT? BLOCKING THE WAY!" with a wide sweeping gesture of her hands.
PS: At this point of time, somebody should remind me that the way to counter this kind of bitch is to say the following:
"OF COURSE STAND THERE LAH, YOU DON'T GIVE UP THE @#$% SEAT, OF COURSE HAVE TO STAND THERE LAH!"
